littlepaints:

me as a ghost


insane-clever-title-goes-here:

sEnd help

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(Source: precumming)

(Source: staff)


Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then, so I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a Def Jam comic when that movie came out. I would have torn it to pieces

(Source: cleanwhitekeds)

weiss-schnee:

irritate:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

You live up to your URL. I like you.



toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

(Source: iraffiruse)